Patrick Fischer

What do you do with a purpose? I try to be creative. I want to be smarter and more clever than I was yesterday.

Main course? Sandwiches.

Animal that best describes your personality? Polar bear.

Proudest accomplishment? Convincing the woman of my dreams to marry me.

Childhood dream job? I wanted to be a film director.

Karaoke night? Backseat Freestyle by Kendrick Lamar.

Favorite tech advancement of the past 10 years? Bluetooth.

1-10, how funny are you? Potato

Favorite book ever? The Essential Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Superpower? Webslinging

First job? Lifeguard

Fun fact? When I was in third grade I accidentally walked into the women’s restroom at Disney World. I didn’t realize until I had reached a stall. For some reason, everyone just silently watched.

Favorite animated movie? The original Wallace and Gromit